A Wuzzley Blog

uvradical:

foxgirlsounds:

spandexinspace:

I need everyone to know that the ship Götheborg, the world’s largest ocean-going wooden sailing ship, answered a distress call the other day.

Imagine waiting for the coast guard or whatever to show up and instead a replica of 18th century merchant ship pulls up and tows you to the coast.

pov: you’ve been transported to the 17th century

#in the article it says that the sailboat sailors were concerned because they could not be towed quickly because of the kind of boat#so they asked Götheborg what type of ship they were and warned that they would not be able to go above a certain speed#and götheborg went ’ we are also a sailboat. 50 meters length. no worries :) ’#and the poor sailboat sailors were just like ’ That’s not possible. they have to be messing with us’ and then the ship Rolled Up (via bunjywunjy)

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friendly-eldritch-goddess:

xintract:

sandmandaddy69:

robotgirl with bootyshorts that say this on the ass

@robotgirlbutt

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broccoli-bitching:

probablyelise:

queer-here-and-in-fear:

ok this is insane but like.. the new tumblrinas are more acclimated to the culture than some normal users. i mean it. like every single reddit refugee post has an INSANELY CLOSE like to reblog ratio and there all mutualing each other and sending each other asks and dms. like wtf. how are you better at this.

in all seriousness i think its because we welcomed them with such feral delight. like every single tumblr user individually saw the reddit refugees and were like “ok listen. we love you honey and hope you’re feeling good and here are the instructions” and they did SO MUCH MORE THAN WE THOUGHT THEY WOULD!!! AND NOW ALL OF THEM ARE LIKE HAVING SO MUCH FUN AND IM SO HAPPY FOR THEM!!!!

and also not to keep going but i adore how everyone is so so emotional about this. like every single reddit refugee is like “oh my god why are you so nicee i havent felt this happy in years holy fuckkk…” and were all like “its ok!!! im so glad you are having fun you are doing such a good job yknow? youre perfect at this!!” anyways if YOURE a reddit refugee lets be mutuals

We’ve been let loose after staring at r/Tumblr posts for several years, our time is nigh

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saintsatellite:

saintsatellite:

I can’t be autistic bc I’m actually great at understanding social cues!

[Cut to my POV, a Terminator-style overlay analyzing word choice and body language while over everyone’s head a bar labeled Are They Mad At Me shows varying levels]

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warmdrpepper:

would you fuck a dragon

yes

no

softdog:

caprisuncat:

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sergle:

sergle:

this tweet is making me choke to death

1. precisely
2. really really enjoying this phrasing

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hlavco:

Here’s a reference that would’ve went over my head in 2002.

quasi-normalcy:

communistkenobi:

i understand you guys now. like i get it

I feel like this is even better when you know that the context is that they’ve just seem three spectral hags emerge from the fog to recite a prophecy of doom that mentions Captain Kirk by name.

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mostly-funnytwittertweets:

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derfisch:

derfisch:

are you DTS (down to snuggle)?

down to squish

down to smooch even

theonlycampix:

powerburial:

Youre telling me the bartender is a mouse? Shes a girl whos a mouse? *chuckles warmly* That’s pretty out there. I’m too old for that kind of thing, but you have fun with that. *to myself after you walk away, but with no trace of spite in my voice* A bartender who’s a mouse… what will they think of next?

fantasizinboutnickiandbey:

decellie03:

memewhore:

nothing will ever be funnier to me than the 30-50 feral hogs joke phase, I think about it at least once a week

Happy 30-50 feral hogs day

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