embervoices:

roach-works:

lasrina:

luimnigh:

Okay, here’s my idea:

The British should put a time limit on the Monarchy.

Not like declaring a republic tomorrow, but deciding on a date in the future that ends the British Monarchy.

And there’s a perfect date for it coming up!

October 14th, 2066.

A thousand years since the Battle of Hastings. A thousand years of this one specific bloodline ruling England.

Call time on the Monarchy after exactly one thousand years. Nice, and neat.

Even better: Charles isn’t living 44 years. He’ll be gone in about twenty. Now William? He’s what, 40? Yeah, he can live another 44 years. His great grandmother was over a hundred, his granny was 96, William can make it to 84 barring accident or assassination.

So on October 14th 2066, William the Last steps down a thousand years after William the First won the crown.

Nice, neat, and fair. William gets the crown he’s been waiting forty years for already, but ten-year-old George grows up without expectation of it.

Have a nice big abdication ceremony, even.

Plus, what an absolute baller move to announce your regnal name as William the Last.

the Final Bill

This is actually a really good idea, I think.

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belovedmuerto:

creative-anchorage:

brattylikestoeat:

I was going to transcribe this, but looked it up instead after seeing the username. Brown Butter Brownies from Broma Bakery!

The single serve double chocolate chip cookies that I pretty religiously make like four times a week are from Broma Bakery and they are so decadent and rich and amazing, I def recommend their recipes.

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faeforge:

hoodiegal:

forgotn1:

hypeswap:

hypeswap:

adhd just makes your really bad at capitalism, unfortunately

like bro i am just floating in a bubble detached from the flow of time and you want me to work 8 hour shifts?

I am built to sit up from sundown to sunup with minimal food and less light watching for intruders or little animals that I can kill. That requires very little of what would actually be called work and a whole lot of just zoning out because my eyes and ears are naturally attuned to picking up and focusing on changes to the environment. I am not built for the 9 to 5 office world, Janet. Unless your job requires me to persistence hunt Mark for sport.

Currently looking for jobs that let me hunt Mark in accounting for sport

Similarly, my obsession with tiny details asd brain was made to remember exactly every detail of that one berry that killed someone last fall so no one picks it again. Im not made to sit under bright lights that buzz like demons while listening to the guy in the next cubicle chew with his mouth open. Marks days are numbered my friends.

sloppystyle:

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an-eccentric-devil asked:

look at this man who lives at the bunny shelter my sister volunteers at

his name is Brook.

pangur-and-grim:

his eye-to-head ratio is perfection

yeahponcho:

rolex huh? well have you considered baby dandy watch

disteal:

disteal:

disteal:

i love having adult horse girl friends. I’ll send them a 100x100px crunchy ass jpeg of a random brown horse and be like “thought of u🐴” and I can literally feel their sims relationship bar fill up in real time

Rly felt compelled to capture this before bed

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Anonymous asked:

plague doc outift but with LED lights incorporated into it 🤔

theshitpostcalligrapher:

doctor-direst:

There are options, such as the Watcher:

ALT

Avian Defense:

ALT

And of course, high visibility(a staple for helping civilians cross the street at night):

ALT

The high visibility option can alternatively act as a sort of “Party” plague doctor🦅💙

okay so @doctor-direst and @plaguedocboi a concept:

“If it’s about a dad dating other dads, how come some of them have kids???”

spooktastic-aradia:

k-rbie:

trans-corvo:

trashgender-neurotica:

bayrad:

everyone stop reblogging the chains that don’t include the trans flag challenge

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theshitpostcalligrapher:

carpe-aurore:

Images to send in the group chat

pokemonunderdogtournament:

Best Underdog Gen 3 Blue Pokemon 💙3️⃣

Round 2 - Match 6

Pick The Best Underdog Gen 3 Blue Pokemon!

Salamence

Wynaut

Our Contestants:

ALT

ALT

This poll is part of an event that allows the early eliminees from the main tournament have more time in the spotlight!

taggtheotter:

Mad Scientist that just created a mechanical boar that needs to be wound up before it can destroy anything: IT IS TIME TO CRANK MY HOG

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zhubajie:

zhubajie:

zhubajie:

sometimes the way some people on here talk about fat people is like bizarre

“being fat is a natural, genetic state which you can do nothing about! trust me, nobody could or would EVER choose to be fat. you should respect fat people because they are suffering in an eternal hell by no fault of their own and if you like that body type or god forbid enjoy being fat or want to be fatter youre fetishizing your own body and are a disrespectful invader to the Normal Fat People who obviously hate being fat. the best opinion you can have is to be completely neutral and pretend you dont see it, anything more is chaser shit” like okay and who exactly is this helping. i think people have a right to enjoy their bodies.

when a skinny dude starts religiously working out in order to get the body type he wants nobody says a thing but if someone wants to or tries to gain weight its a crime punishable by death and you deserve to have your sexual habits speculated on by strangers. im not even cushoning this with a “it might not even be sexual” this time because even if it is a sex thing for them who gives a fuck. bodily autonomy means people are going to do things you dont like with their bodies.

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theabigailthorn:

the next episode of Philosophy Tube is gonna take two days to film - this BTS shot is from the set today, Day One!

I reckon this episode is gonna be special lol - we had a lot of fun with it and the script is some of the best writing I’ve done on the show in a while